Catch-22 Quote by Joseph Heller Download Open image ““They’re not going to send a crazy man out to be killed, are they?” “Who else will go?”” — Joseph Heller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Catch-22 Crazy man Joseph-heller
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