Bashers Quote by Jonathan Maberry

One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up…

— Bill Brasky

“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.”

— Michael Diack

“Well, there are also prescribed methods for entering a room. Must you always be stealthy like the ninja?' Like the ninja,' he repeated, smirking.…

— Jennifer DeLucy

“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the corners (where…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

“My heart was pounding in my chest. I couldn't believe Rob didn't find it odd to meet Santa out there in the park late…

— Willow Rose

“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told him, "you'll…

— Jim Harris

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

“Well if it's Santa on an early shift, I hope he's brought plenty of coal.”

— Tabitha McGowan

“Then on Sunday night while I’m at the computer checking to see if anyone’s online, my dad’s head appears in my doorway. “Will,” he…

— John Green

“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave”

— Uncle Amon