"Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's……" — Jon Stewart
"Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the…
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I can turn on some jazz guitarist, and he won't do a thing for me, if he's not playing electrically.…
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Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think…
— Bill Bryson
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A song that sounds simple is just not that easy to write. One of the objectives of this record was…
— Sheryl Crow
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The media didn’t hand it to Obama; after all, the Number One cable news channel, Fox, is right-wing. The Number…
— Paul Begala
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I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my…
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The next time you see John Stossel or Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity - these Flat Earthers,…
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I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist
— Victoria Jackson
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I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this [the national debt].
— Michele Bachmann
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The arrangement was simply FreedomWorks paid Glenn Beck money and Glenn Beck said nice things about FreedomWorks on the air.…
— Dick Armey
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