Appalling Quote by Joanna Lumley

I cut my hair myself and colour it. I know everybody in the hairdressing business despairs of me, but it's so much easier to…

— Joanna Lumley

In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really…

— Joanna Lumley

I'm a pathetic haggler and often give more than the original price out of a misplaced sense of duty.

— Joanna Lumley

I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet…

— Joanna Lumley

I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do…

— Joanna Lumley

All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so be as…

— Joanna Lumley

I haven't got a very sweet tooth, but I love salted things like nuts. I would have to be dragged in by a lorry…

— Joanna Lumley

I've never been interested enough to have a career trajectory. I've never had any ambition or thought of what I should be doing or…

— Joanna Lumley

I'm not terribly good at three-page recipes - I tend to skip bits - or anything that involves marinating things in juniper berries.

— Joanna Lumley

It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.

— Joanna Lumley

When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the last bit…

— Joanna Lumley

I think that unless you can take judgments of right and wrong like an automaton, you must have emotions because that is our only…

— Joanna Lumley