Apprentice Quote by Jimmy Fallon Download Open image “Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.” — Jimmy Fallon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Apprentice Bin laden Inspirational Interrupted Love Winning
In the alternate universe of conservative talk radio, the killing of Bin Laden coincidentally happened on Barack Obama's watch. He had to be kicked… — Jackson Katz Copy Share Image
In the end, Obama won, stealing the change message from John Edwards and beating back Hillary Clinton's focus on experience. And the race turned… — John Dickerson Copy Share Image
“Some accomplishments, in other words, are impossible to undo. Millions of people found jobs thanks to Obama’s decisions. Soldiers who spent Christmas 2008 in… — David Litt Copy Share Image
“Obama won, but he had few illusions that he had vanquished big money. “I’m an incumbent president who already had this huge network of… — Jane Mayer Copy Share Image
Trump said that he hoped bin Laden suffered a lot. It looks like he got his wish, because the CIA said bin Laden spent… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Would you pull the lever for yourself, Ben Affleck? What has Barack Obama meant to your movie career, Ben? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to. He spent the whole ride tryin to tell me… — Gabe Saporta Copy Share Image
President Obama deserves our unalloyed praise for hastening Osama bin Laden's demise. — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
Clearly the Secretary of Defense, my boss, would like nothing better than to get Osama bin Laden and to get... to ensure the complete… — John Abizaid Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'm a working-class former apprentice electrician; at the age of 14, if you'd told me I would one day be standing on a stage… — John Gordon Sinclair Copy Share Image
Thanks to NBC News and thanks to the NBC primetime TV network, Donald Trump has been in living rooms for 11 years being who… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When by habit a man cometh to have a bargaining soul, its wings are cut, so that it can never soar. It bindeth reason… — Sir George Savile, 8th Baronet Copy Share Image
The professional respects his craft. He does not consider himself superior to it. He recognizes the contributions of those who have gone before him.… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
Had it not been for 'The Apprentice' and Donald Trump, I wouldn't have met my wife through an interview with 'E! News.' — Bill Rancic Copy Share Image
The first time I saw Giggsy, he was playing for Salford Boys against United's apprentices. He was thin and wiry but he just glided… — Bryan Robson Copy Share Image
Capitalism is the sorcerer's apprentice: it has summoned up powers which have spun wildly out of control and now threaten to destroy us.The task… — Terry Eagleton Copy Share Image
Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent… — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
Music is my life. The last job I had, I was a bricklayer's apprentice. And I was happy with that job, too, because it… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Every bad joke, every endorsement deal, all of the things that a typical host would normally get creamed for, people don't mind, because they… — Mike Rowe Copy Share Image
