Drinking Quote by Jessica Shirvington

“For you, there is underage, and then, there is underage. I believe a taste of wine is perfectly acceptable, but please stick to one…

— Maureen Johnson

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." "But you're a minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer." "Yeah, and by…

— Rachel Caine

“I groaned. “You set me up!” “And it was surprisingly easy.” Dad laughed. “Geez. I don’t know how you weren’t kidnapped as a child…

— T.J. Klune

“I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, 'Oh I wish I'd had…

— Arthur Mathews

“If I find out that you wasted the best years of my little girl’s life because of your fine-wine-aging process, I’m going to kill…

— Wesley Chu

“when you get to the bar, your friend stares at the menu and orders nothing, and you are forced to say, “Aren’t you drinking?”…

— Jami Attenberg

“I wanted it the way an alcoholic must want booze: badly enough to shove aside the hard knowledge that this was a truly lousy…

— Tana French

“We're going to trick-or-treat," she said. "I don't care how old we are. We are going to exploit the free candy situation to its…

— Sara Zarr

“I can't believe this crap. Jolly ranchers? Gummy worms?" Katy rifled through the pile of candy she'd dumped onto Steph's floor. "Where's the chocolate?…

— Sara Zarr

“Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who cracks stupid jokes to make up for being shy.”

— Katie Crouch

“The day your drunk ass went on and on about how chocolate is better than sex, you had me hooked. ”

— Harper Sloan

Aw I don't wanta go to no such thing, I just wanta drink in alleys.'... But you'll miss all that, just for some old…

— Jack Kerouac