Quote by Jeremy Clarkson

“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers…

— Jeremy Clarkson

I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,…

— Jeremy Clarkson

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

— Jeremy Clarkson

“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.”

— Jeremy Clarkson

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to…

— Jeremy Clarkson

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

— Jeremy Clarkson

“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the…

— Jeremy Clarkson

She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When…

— Jeremy Clarkson

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

— Jeremy Clarkson

Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun…

— Jeremy Clarkson

“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes…

— Jeremy Clarkson

“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except…

— Jeremy Clarkson