“Two things attract magpies: sparkly stuff and roadkill. This particular funeral is a jackpot for magpies.” — Blythe Woolston Magpies Sparkly Copy Share Image
“I can't depend on the world, but other than that, I'm doing fine. I'm moving my story down the road. Slowly, slowly,… — Blythe Woolston Journey Copy Share Image
“They want to keep each other safe from danger. Each other is all they got in a dangerous world. It probably isn't… — Blythe Woolston Danger Copy Share Image
“Physics extra credit: What should you do if you are stuck on frictionless ice? Assume you are nude and there is no… — Blythe Woolston Suffocate Copy Share Image
“1. Heat the oven to Denial. 2. Prepare the pan with a spray of Anger. 3. Mix in two medium-size bargains with… — Blythe Woolston Food Copy Share Image
“I have seen teenage boys having sex, and they aren't so intense as babies who are figuring out that they have hands...” — Blythe Woolston Having sex Copy Share Image
“Love is all tangled up with worry, but you can't cast out into the world until the line is untangled.” — Blythe Woolston Fear Copy Share Image
“A dream dictionary is a one-size-fits-all-palm-reading-astrology-column-in-the-newspaper-carrot-equals-penis secret-code decoder.” — Blythe Woolston Dictionary Copy Share Image
