Captains Quote by Jen Lancaster Download Open image “I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.” — Jen Lancaster ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Captain Hook Captains Hook New year New year's eve Venture Year'S Eve Years
“I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out in New Year's Eve.” — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
As captain you naturally want to go out and take the game by storm. — James Ward-Prowse Copy Share Image
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I wouldn't let the paps get a pic of me today & they threatened my life & said if I continue to block shots… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Relief isn't quite the right word but there's satisfaction at a job well done and I'm proud to say that I'm an Ashes-winning captain.… — Alastair Cook Copy Share Image
New year is just like a new washing powder to remove all stains of sorrow and give bright hopes for next year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dick Clark will be truly missed. We will carry on his legacy every New Year's Eve. — Fergie Copy Share Image
I like to go in as a midseason replacement. That's what we did on 'Emergency.' We went on the air in February just about… — Robert Fuller Copy Share Image
“donut can give you the kind of hug from inside that celery just can’t muster.” — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“If I were a lesbian and had a thing for narcissistic ex-sorority girls? I’d totally do me." Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“I feel like my takeaway from tonight is that it's okay to love shitty television, provided that you make an effort to appreciate other… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“But there's always a chance she's hiding a flask and a Nixon-esque Enemies List in her pinafore apron, which is exactly why we're such… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious table and… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“I love the French and Italian church paintings from the Middle Ages. But I'm also interested to learn more about who was the first… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“You know why I love HGTV? It's not just that I get a peek into other people's lives. It's that everyone's always thrilled with… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
From Augustine down, theologians have tried to compel people to accept their special interpretation of the Scripture, and the tortures of the inquisition, the… — Matilda Joslyn Gage Copy Share Image
If i can't even protect my captain's dream, then whatever ambition i have is nothing but talk.. — Zoro Copy Share Image
In the Sacramento of the 1950s, it was as though White simply hadn't had time enough to figure Brown out. It was a busy… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
It's really a pity that there are observers who view political events like comic strips. There has to be a Zorro, there has to… — Thomas Sankara Copy Share Image
Acting on television is like being asked by the captain to entertain the passengers while the ship goes down. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
I was 35 years old and in a position to take a shot at whatever I wanted to try. The Air Force said I… — Jerry Doyle Copy Share Image
Christianity, righty understood, is utterly unlike religion that man invents. It is so completely contrary to the way man does things that it must… — Richard Halverson Copy Share Image
In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that… — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
Sourav's greatest asset is his ability to communicate. He is a naturally very confident person. He encourages his team, is a great motivator and… — Ravi Shastri Copy Share Image
I need to gain a lot more experience. I think so much of being a director, other than the technical aspect and the artistry… — Josh Peck Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate when final decisions are made by chieftains headquartered miles away from the front, where they can only guess at conditions and… — Attila the Hun Copy Share Image
But remember that the Captain belongs to the most dangerous enemy to truth and freedom, the solid unmoving cattle of the majority — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image