About Quote by Jeff Ross

I have a theory, which is that the idea of a roast is to go to this forbidden, uncomfortable, almost performance-art-level shock place, but…

— Whitney Cummings

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as…

— Jeff Ross

I went from one day being toasted to being roasted.

— Terence Trent D'Arby

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or…

— Mike Birbiglia

I just do little jokes all the time and people think I'm serious. I know exactly who Gordon Ramsay is, I know exactly who…

— Paris Hilton

I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh at another…

— Christian Finnegan

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.

— Les Claypool

As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes…

— Paul Provenza

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I…

— Don Rickles

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny. My uncle's really funny. Everyone's really funny. You have to be quick;…

— Noel Fielding

I give a toast to all the people who made it though there struggles in life, I give a toast to the people who…

— James

I am happy that people are spending time on creating jokes on me.

— Alok Nath