Back Quote by Jeb Bradley

He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.

— Anonymous

“These thugs call everyone their “Cuz.” If I had a dollar for every time I heard that expression I would have retired three times…

— Marc A. DiGiacomo

“A wicked grin hitches up the corner of my mouth as a plan starts to formulate. “I mean, what if we send over someone…

— Gina L. Maxwell

Now and again there will be the occasional joke about owing someone two dollars from the days in '63 when I was a broke…

— Robert Plant

'Will you retire?' 'When they put me in the grave, I want to have a pen in my hand.'

— Felix Sabates

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I…

— Anthony Jeselnik

For a while, I got a kick out of people asking me what I was up to and being able to say, 'Oh, I'm…

— Mat Fraser

All I ever wanted to do was tell jokes for a living.

— Ali Wong

I am not retired! I will be retired the day I die.

— Jesus Franco

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

— Lil Wayne

My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.

— Adora Svitak

If I had a dollar for every guy that came up to me to say, 'I'm not a scrub,' oh my God, I'd have…

— Rozonda Thomas