Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Retirement
I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
I've never entertained the idea of retiring because I've never regarded myself as having a proper job. Anyway, retirement can be the death of… — June Brown Copy Share Image
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Retirement is lie sex. Men love to talk about it, but when the time finally comes, they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're… — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. — Robert Half Copy Share Image
“Retirement from Job does not mean retirement from life! It is the beginning not an end!” — Ravi Samuel Copy Share Image
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
