Quote by Jeaniene Frost

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“But then you walked into the pub and I thought my stomach had just fallen out of my arse.’ He smiled as Ellie stared…

— John Marrs

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.”

— Suzanne Wright

“A fart is just your arse applauding.”

— Billy Connolly

“Pardon me for saying so, Ian, but you are the hottest thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. It just seems unfair and cruel of…

— Cherrie Lynn

“I simply wish to offer my fart-helt apologies, sir, for you’re just an honest man doin’ your job, and I’m a dishonest lad doin’…

— Peter David

“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a…

— Dana Marie Bell

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“He slammed the door shut in Ian's face, the lock clicking into place. Ian hit it again with his fist before roaring, “If I…

— Rose Wynters

“When the silence gets warmer, the fart has been released”

— T. Haque