Funny work Quote by Jay London Download Open image “A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.” — Jay London ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny work Guy Information Jobs
For the record, in my long career, I've never knowingly exposed classified information in an inappropriate manner. — James Clapper Copy Share Image
I started as an artist and I had a side job moving some heavy boxes for a publishing company. They had just gotten a… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I grabbed his arm and… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch. — Graham Kennedy Copy Share Image
No one wanted to hire me. No newspaper, television station, television network that I worked for ever wanted to hire me. — Scott Pelley Copy Share Image
I never initiated nor did the FBI ever initiate any conversation or correspondence with me. — John Sherman Cooper Copy Share Image
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? — Jay London Copy Share Image
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. — Jay London Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? — Jay London Copy Share Image
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. — Jay London Copy Share Image
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. — Jay London Copy Share Image
Alright look, our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you. — Goodmanb Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class.… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. — Michel Tournier Copy Share Image
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I'm sorry you think I am a bitch sir... I had every intention of being super awesome today… but unfortunately you pushed my bitch… — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
