Beard Quote by Jason Carter Eaton

“If you keep saying things like ‘man-child,’ we’re done,” Ronan said. “Hey, man. Don’t let it get you down. Once your balls drop, that…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something.…

— Neil Leckman

“In every room there is a mirror before which he stands attentively and chews his rage, and from the constant chewing, from the grumbling…

— Henry Miller

“Normal people began to see that a beard was not synonymous with honesty. It was simply a patchy place to hide one's lies.”

— Bassem Youssef

“You have grown a little beard, I said. You see it is not true that one can't change.”

— Elizabeth Hardwick

“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”

— Meredith Duran

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones…

— Carl Sargent

“... for the first time, it occurred to him [Webern] that maybe God wasn't an old man with a beard, but just a spoiled child.”

— Chandler Klang Smith

“What of his beard? Are you not of Homer's opinion, who says Youth is most charming when the beard first appears?”

— Plato

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell