Health Quote by Jake Gyllenhaal

“The smartest cavaliers at the command 'To horse!' contrive to be in time for both a horse and whores.”

— Volodymyr Knyr

“Proper handling of a horse like this is no simple matter. He was trained to race, from birth. Not only to race, but to…

— Tessa Dare

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. This worked out great, because I ended up giving…

— Jarod Kintz

“horses would be”

— Gertrude Chandler Warner

“I want you to put 'He didn't want to ride the damn horse' on my tombstone.”

— Abigail Roux

“I’d sort of lost the reins on my control, and the horses were running away with the carriage while I held on for dear…

— Ann Charles

“Nothing like a horseless sleigh to spark a conversation. Mark my word, my boy. Horseless will be the way of the future!”

— Christina Daley

“It would have been simpler if you’d just let him die.” “With all due respect, sir, fuck you and the horse you rode in…

— Larry Correia

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

— Groucho Marx

If horses had Gods, they would look like horses.

— Xenophanes

“If there was a horse and the horse looked like you, I would find that horse attractive.”

— S.J. Kincaid

“If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.”

— S.J. Kincaid