Bigs Quote by Ike Barinholtz

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. I watched Hillary Clinton…

— Ike Barinholtz

Life is beset by many annoyances, and those that stand out above all are the life- insurance and advertising agents.

— Alice Foote MacDougall

I think the fun part with the commercials is that I've been able to show a different side of my personality, relax, and be…

— Buster Posey

Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.

— Ben Feldman

Life is not easy and comfortable, with nothing ever going wrong as long as you buy the right product. It's not true that if…

— Madeleine L'Engle

When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'

— Demetri Martin

The life insurance policies advertised on the radio with the line "You cannot be turned down for this coverage!" are actually saying, "For policies…

— Andrew Tobias

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

— Stephen Leacock

Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just took a life insurance thought that when I die they gonna bring me back: or get the new me to earth...

— Sim

I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.

— Ben Feldman