Favorite-books Quote by craig lancaster

“This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn’t work. I’ve tried it.”

— David Sedaris

“I went into the men's room and stared in the mirror at my face in disgust. I looked like I knew something, but it…

— Charles Bukowski

“Potential boyfriends could not smoke Merit cigarettes, own or wear a pair of cowboy boots, or eat anything labeled either lite or heart smart.…

— David Sedaris

“It seemed like a joke, how much all of these dudes looked alike, like living was so hard it just erased your features, rubbed…

— Gillian Flynn

“When I was a little girl everyone made fun of me and calling me awful names.Also saying i'm ugly and now i'm starting to…

— genevieve cortese

“I was considered attractive in those days, some people even called me beautiful, though my skin was never good and it was this that…

— Nicole Krauss

“Tonight the Internet seemed filled with versions of me, like a fun house filled with mirrors. Some of them made me look prettier, and…

— Leila Sales

“No, he wasn't like them at all. And even though my experience with the opposite sex was pitifully non-existent, this was someone I wanted…

— Penelope King

“anonymity makes people honest about what they want, but not what they are.”

— Jay Bell

“As a teenager, I loved how I looked in the outfit of using drugs and exercising poor judgement. I had tried it on, spun…

— Nadia Bolz-Weber

“The year I snuck an interracial lesbian couple into the background of an American Airlines commercial, I was feeling particularly flush.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“Confession: I don't want everybody to be beautiful, not in that unlined, creaseless, symmetrical way. Android beauty, like it comes out of a test…

— Lisa Samson