Bumps Quote by Hunter S. Thompson

I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me.

— Fred Durst

a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than if it…

— e. e. cummings

I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy.

— Frank Winfield Woolworth

The worst fault a salesman can commit is to be a bore… Pretend to be vastly interested in any subject the prospects shows an…

— David Ogilvy

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

— Anonymous

The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in…

— Shelley Berman

It's not how I view being a salesman. It's how I live being a salesman.

— Chris Murray

I remember one day, when things were going frightfully well, I went to buy myself a really smashing car. I asked them to show…

— Mary Quant

“If you’re subjected to enough great salesmen and salespitches and marketing concepts for long enough—like from your earliest Saturday-morning cartoons, let’s say—it is only…

— David Foster Wallace

My job gives me the attention I'd otherwise crave.

— Jennifer Saunders

This next nugget of salesmanship cannot be perfected in a single afternoon. However, once you have it mastered, your competition will continuously believe you…

— Chris Murray

Why do we have to pretend we're not in the sales game? I didn't sign on to be a salesman. I signed on to…

— Melissa Leo