Quote by Hollywood Undead Download Open image “So let's take some shots, do a beer run and flip off a cop.” — Hollywood Undead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're… — G. Gordon Liddy Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth. — Manny Montana Copy Share Image
Here's a story of everything we'll ever be. You can hide but some of use can never leave, and if you go, I don't… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
The hands on the clock and the things we cannot change. Tearin' out the pieces and take back what I made. If there's one… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
I loved you, you made me, hate me. You gave me hate see? It saved me and these tears are deadly. You feel that?… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
Someone left the door open Who left me outside? I'm bent I'm not broken Come live in my life. All the words left unspoken.… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
So fuck 5 bucks just fill up my cup, don't kiss me bitch you just threw up. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image