Garlic Quote by Heather Brewer

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

— Heather Brewer

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.

— Anonymous

“Myth: Garlic repels vampires. Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake.

— Jack Handey

“Wooden stakes could render a vampire weak and useless, until the heart began to heal. Sunlight charred their flesh to a flaky, black tissue,…

— Lindsey Beth Goddard

When did Vampires get so good at Karate?

— Jason Segel

“If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel, where the…

— Rusty Fischer

“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”

— Tasha Turner

It's healthy to ditch class now and then." To be precise, it was healthier for humans if vampires ditched on days when human blood…

— Stephenie Meyer

“In the dark ages a vampire could live for decades unopposed, feeding nightly on people whose only defense was to bar their windows and…

— David Wellington

“Everything you have ever read about vampires - most of it is inaccurate or downright false. We are not beautiful, we don't turn into…

— K.A. Poe

Then, when people saw you strolling around at high noon holding your rosary beads, they’d think, ‘Well, that can’t be a vampire.

— Jeaniene Frost