Quote by Jason Segel Download Open image “When did Vampires get so good at Karate?” — Jason Segel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third. — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
I did karate for a really long time, almost 10 years when I was younger. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“To become a vampire, you must be bitten by one. To become a ninja, you first have to allow yourself to be one.” — Jarius Raphel Copy Share Image
One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“We all have varying degrees of these feelings, but I think when you have them really acutely, one of the things you're aware of… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without ever doing… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
I've decided it's finally time for me to get a real "leading man" body. Like Marlon Brando in The Godfather. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
