Aunt Quote by Heather Brewer

“Oh, my giddy aunt!”

— Gail Carriger

“Aunty Em’s Garden Gnome Emporium.”

— Rick Riordan

“My Aunt Pat hands me a toothbrush”

— Ian Ballard

“Uncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.”

— Tara Sivec

“Missus called out to Tomfry, said keep it down, a lady shouldn’t know where her bacon comes from. When we heard that, I told…

— Sue Monk Kidd

“You're certainly chipper this morning." "Damn straight. Chipper's my middle name. I'm going out to spread joy and laughter to all of mankind." "What…

— J.D. Robb

“Aunt Maria would mildly observe that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he’d let her…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“You hear even a hint that a blizzard’s coming, Roxanne Giselle, you go straight to the store and buy toilet paper, you hear me?…

— Kristen Ashley

“Chippy, pulling his hand from Rilla’s. Rilla”

— L.M. Montgomery

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their tongues stuck…

— Rachel Renée Russell

“Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?" ~Clairee (Steel Magnolias)”

— Robert Harling