America Quote by Gretchen Carlson

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

— Rob Corddry

As long as Fox News continues to exist, you've got comedy.

— Jason Jones

I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

— David Sedaris

I had adapted to the blonde. So when they told me I'm going back to do these five episodes of 'Arrow', I was clearly…

— Cody Rhodes

I'm not really political in my comedy, and I'm not looking to have the best joke about Trump or the best joke about whatever…

— Esther Povitsky

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

— David Sedaris

I found it funny I was on 'Newsnight.'

— Dizzee Rascal

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a…

— Will Rogers

It's funny, I never watch TV. I watch Fox News.

— Orson Bean

Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for…

— Colin Jost

I'm constantly looking for humour in the news. The funniest things are in the minutiae.

— Hugh Dennis

My jokes have definitely changed. 'SNL' has helped with that, because when you're on 'SNL,' you have to kind of pay attention to the…

— Pete Davidson