Attitude Quote by Greg Behrendt

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

I'm cool with people dressing up as Eleven for Halloween. I definitely want to open my door and give them candy.

— Millie Bobby Brown

I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.

— Michael Trevino

I don't do anything for Halloween. I carry Halloween inside of me.

— Mike Mignola

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster…

— Rachel Zucker

On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used…

— Derrick Rose

I feel very vulnerable at Halloween. I feel that people who might come to the door might not have candy intentions. I'm a little…

— Zelda Rubinstein

I scare the neighbors, the kids... They don't come to my house for trick-or-treating, trust me. I had to buy exactly zero amount of…

— Al Jourgensen

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next…

— Rosecrans Baldwin

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

— Lewis Black