Controlling Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Controlling Funny
If I was meant to be CONTROLLED I would have been created with a REMOTE — Vandi Tanko Copy Share Image
Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Put yourself in the hands of the universe-then you will have no need for control. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
When I fly in a helicopter, I insist there be two sets of controls, one for me in case something happens to the pilot.… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you have solved the problem of controlling the attention of the child, you have solved the entire problem of its education. — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
There's so many things you can't account for that can happen during each race. I just focus on controlling what I can. — Chase Elliott Copy Share Image
Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could use it… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
It only lasted 4months but those months were intense, we were amazing 2 begin with, then we were in deep & nearer the end… — Samantha Shipman Copy Share Image
“I am not a thing to be controlled by you,' Nesta said icily. Everything in her life, from the moment she was born, had… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Look at what happened in the 1990s: when they balanced the federal budget, it was through growth in the economy and controlling spending. — Steve Scalise Copy Share Image
