Black belt Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I'm a black belt in making phone calls as short as possible.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Black belt Funny Phone calls
Unfortunately, I don't train enough on an everyday basis to be a black belt, but if I put my mind to it I think… — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
Someone once told me to "be a black belt at whatever you do." In other words, don't just be good or okay - be… — Heather Hemmens Copy Share Image
A black belt is what you prove to be, but also what it means in your heart. — Jason David Frank Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest. — Royce Gracie Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Alabama in 1927 alone, 27,701 men were arrested on misdemeanor charges and offered for sale by county sheriffs. In Blackmon’s estimation, “roughly half of… — Ian Haney López Copy Share Image
Yes?' Joe Solomon sounded like someone with far better things to do. 'Is there any homework?' she asked, and the class turned instantly from… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When you get a black belt, it’s not the number of techniques you know, but how well you know them. — Caio Terra Copy Share Image
The more affiliates I have the more I can sit back and let my brown belt and black belts do the work. — Eddie Bravo Copy Share Image
My martial arts came a lot from my uncle, who actually taught martial arts through the military. He was a black belt in tae… — Brian Tee Copy Share Image
Black belt in Akihito. (Amanda) Any other time, I'd kiss you for that. (Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I never wear a black belt with a black shoe. It's always the opposite: a brown shoe with a black belt. — Nick Wooster Copy Share Image
“A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
