Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Fridge is a perfect example of 'What matters is what's inside'” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The thing about my fridge is, it's a family fridge, so there's a little of something everybody likes in there. — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
“A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
On a very local scale, a refrigerator is the center of the universe. On the inside is food essential to life, and on the… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
“Sometimes what matters isn't what one gives but what one gives up.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“Matter occupies space, and you can only have space for what really matters.” — Marla Miniano Copy Share Image
You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away from home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...of course those fridges don't get cold: they're more like coffins that way. But coffins are also just fancy boxes made to lock away… — Mariana Enríquez Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
