Hairy Quote by Gail Carriger
““No, what's a man like down there?" "Oh." Sidheag wrinkled her nose. "Unimpressive. They have - "she gestured towards her own nether regions with one hand - "a sort of dangly sausage - lacks tailoring." "Really?" "Yes, like it wasn't fitted into its casing properly. And hairy.””
About This Quote
Describes a man’s genitalia as inadequate and poorly fitted, using humorous, crude imagery.
In simple terms: His genitals are likened to a badly tailored sausage.
Use humor to critique physical inadequacy.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- dating
- social commentary
- fictional dialogue
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Why choose such vivid metaphor?
- What does this reveal about the character’s perspective?
May be offensive to some readers.