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Hairy Quote by Gail Carriger

“No, what's a man like down there?" "Oh." Sidheag wrinkled her nose. "Unimpressive. They have - "she gestured towards her own nether regions with one hand - "a sort of dangly sausage - lacks tailoring." "Really?" "Yes, like it wasn't fitted into its casing properly. And hairy.” quote by Gail Carriger
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““No, what's a man like down there?" "Oh." Sidheag wrinkled her nose. "Unimpressive. They have - "she gestured towards her own nether regions with one hand - "a sort of dangly sausage - lacks tailoring." "Really?" "Yes, like it wasn't fitted into its casing properly. And hairy.””

Gail Carriger

About This Quote

Describes a man’s genitalia as inadequate and poorly fitted, using humorous, crude imagery.

In simple terms: His genitals are likened to a badly tailored sausage.

Key Takeaway

Use humor to critique physical inadequacy.

Themes

humor body image critique sexuality

Mood

irreverent playful

Type

satire characterization

When to use this quote

  • dating
  • social commentary
  • fictional dialogue

Key Concepts

satire physical description

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why choose such vivid metaphor?
  • What does this reveal about the character’s perspective?
A Different Perspective

May be offensive to some readers.

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