Animals Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“She'd stumbled into Norman Bates' attic. There in the bathroom was a gaudy heart shaped pink bathtub, and standing proudly next to it was…

— Erin McCarthy

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

— Fran Lebowitz

“He felt a frisson of shyness when he pulled his shirt off, but he firmly told his modesty it could go fuck itself in…

— M. Jules Aedin

And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering…

— Terry Pratchett

“His lap looked like it was already occupied--by a giant boner. It pressed against his pants like a circus tent pole. Elephants could fit…

— Juniper Bell

“The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.' There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what…

— Derek Jacobi

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I met him in the language lab. In a lull between lab sections, I was editing tapes for freshman German when this shuffling man…

— John Irving

“If, for example, you and I were anteaters, rather than two people sitting in the corner of a bar, I might feel more comfortable…

— António Lobo Antunes

“You need to understand something, Krissy,” he began, taking careful steps towards me. “Whenever I drop the words ‘gonna shower’, it means, we’re gonna…

— S. Ann Cole

“I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than I had…

— Ilona Andrews