Quote by Futurama Download Open image “You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point. -Fry” — Futurama ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The reason santa is always so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live — Anomymus Copy Share Image
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“This Santa's beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn't fucking around.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the corners (where he knew they creaked less). He peered around the bottom of the stairwell into the living room, and there he saw a lean, bearded man, clad only in a loincloth and a crown of thorns. When… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was real, and… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
If Santa is a messenger of God than Christmas will be more beautiful if Santa reach to the kids who actually needs him. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Santa was dead, to begin with. There was no doubt whatsoever about that. The after-action report was signed by the field commander, the director… — Chris Lester Copy Share Image
You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you. -Lrr — Futurama Copy Share Image
The ship can't take this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar. -Professor — Futurama Copy Share Image
One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry — Futurama Copy Share Image
You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee! -Professor — Futurama Copy Share Image
Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor — Futurama Copy Share Image
Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky! -Dr. Banjo — Futurama Copy Share Image
Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966. -Amy — Futurama Copy Share Image
