Dog Quote by Funkadelic Download Open image “Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me.” — Funkadelic ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog
“I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free. Or you could pay me to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Uninvited into the brain, her body creeps at will, making love unto my thoughts. — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC. Along came a spider, slid down beside her, said what's in the bag, bitch? — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
The rich got a big piece of this and that, the poor got a big piece of roaches and rats. — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
Good thoughts bring forth good fruit, bull shit thoughts rot your meat. Think right, and you can fly. The kingdom of heaven is within. — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, if you ain't giving head, you ain't getting in. — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
You can find the answer, the solution lies within the problem, the answer is in every question. Dig it? — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
Every thought felt as true or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscience mind takes root in your subconscious, blossoms sooner or… — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she… — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
You rise as high as your dominant aspiration, you descend to the level of your lowest concept of yourself. Free your mind and your… — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner... that became important to me, and it's… — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
“I rub the ears of my dog, my stupid goddam ruddy great dog that I never wanted but who hung around anyway and who… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
The sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image