Airports Quote by Frankie Boyle

There is a story that when incoming jets throttle back for the approach to Belfast's Aldergrove Airport, the pilots tell their passengers to put…

— Russell Miller

I'm not a big fan of Russian airlines where you can tell the plane is about 50 years old.

— Martin Kemp

For twenty years, not a week went by when I wasn't on a plane.

— Gloria Steinem

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

— Helen Rowland

Flying has torn apart the relationship of space and time: it uses our old clock but with new yardsticks.

— Charles Lindbergh

I've been in Glasgow since I was 18, on and off.

— John Tiffany

There are months when I'm on a plane every day!

— Janelle Monae

I would much rather always look forward to the time when I am going to ride in a carriage, than to look back on…

— Josh Billings

I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell you - you wait…

— Brian Setzer

We are coming into a new era of flight, an ear in which all past conception of time and distance is changing and changing…

— Allan Haines Loughead

If you never miss a plane, you’re spending too much time at the airport.

— George Stigler

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.

— Peter Capaldi