Children Quote by Fran Lebowitz Download Open image “Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.” — Fran Lebowitz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children Enough Firsts Known Long Names Our children Your children
It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs Copy Share Image
Everything started with him..he fcuked his girlfriend on my birthday.. he fcuked his girlfriend on my tournament day.. he ditched me to have dinner… — LostInTears Copy Share Image
Don't just be a mystery to your kids. You need your kids to know you and know they can call you whenever they need… — Mustard Copy Share Image
My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You can't be too careful what you tell a child because you never know what he'll take hold of and spend the rest of… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known to the person you are dating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to concentrate on my son. That's why I have lovers right now and not a boyfriend. I don't want my son to… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
When your child believes you really respect what he's feeling, he'll be much more likely to trust you. — Rachel Simmons Copy Share Image
If your child does not have the confidence to look into your eyes and say Daddy, I Love You. Then you haven't been a… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“lack, or loutish and crass kollective is a program dedicated to the proposition that vulgarity and bad taste are an inalienable right. the lackies,… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If the audience likes your work, if they like you, they don't think whether you are married or have children or not. I made… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
It doesnt seem to me strange that children should like the macabre, the sensational, and the forbidden. — Anthony Hecht Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image