Lmfao Quote by Fading_scars Download Open image “What squidward is really saying” — Fading_scars ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lmfao
“Big squidhead lies a-sleeping at the bottom of the sea, And one day, when the stars are right, he’ll wake up presently, And then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! — Spongebob Copy Share Image
The key to great fried squid is 'flash-frying' in hot oil for only a few minutes, which keeps it tender. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
You haven't truly grown up yet till you realize spongebobs the asshole neighbor, not squidward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The colossal steel and concrete monstrosity was leaning forty-five degrees crooked beside the highway with those same eerie green flames sputtering about like ghostly… — David J. West Copy Share Image
Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. P: HOHOHO! S: Stop it! You're… — Spongebob Copy Share Image
SpongeBob represents idiocy. He is dumb. Patrick is dumb. Mr. Krabs is greedy. Squidward is a snob and vain. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
“Today was the dance contest, the one where Squidward takes over Spongebob's body...During the competition, Squidward gets a cramp and Spongebob's body ends up… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
“You [demagogues] are like the fishers for eels; in still waters they catch nothing, but if they thoroughly stir up the slime, their fishing… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
“Flotsam said, “He thinks I shouldn’t do surfboard self-defense on four squids that flip us off and stole my juices when I was rippin’.… — Joseph Wambaugh Copy Share Image
Red- I wanna be your boo... pink- I wanna go out with you...... blue- I like you....... teal- I miss you..... orange- I have… — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
Im sick off the girls in my class calling me skinny bitch, you need to eat, I can see your bones, your anorexic. so… — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
One day I caught my self smiling for no reason at all, then I just realized I was thinking of you. — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
And with a shattered mirror And a bleeding 0 up And with a shattered mirror And a bleeding fist You hold that blade Against… — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
You see the fear in her eyes, words cannot describe; how much blood she lost tonight. you see the beautiful drawings that she made… — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
12 year olds at my school act like her grown when it comes to boys! Hunny your 12 keep your legs closed and watch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bahahaha, pussy, pussy,pussy......don't ask its random.....but nice ..........lmao try and get pussy of your mind kiss-my-scars......bahahaha — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
Tomorrow I'll wake up at 5am. Mom - Lol Dad - Lol Neighbours - Lol Friends - Lol Aliens - Lol — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
“Sionnach smiled in the way of the falsely modest and added, "Forgive me for not standing, but I can't find the energy just yet."… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
“My clutch and wrap had fallen to the floor because both my arms were around his neck, my body was plastered to his, one… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image