Funny Quote by Spongebob

SpongeBob represents idiocy. He is dumb. Patrick is dumb. Mr. Krabs is greedy. Squidward is a snob and vain.

— Stephen Hillenburg

I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I'll be there for you like Spongebob.

— Anonymous

I connect to SpongeBob in a way; like, thats the homie. He can chill on the corner with me.

— Theophilus London

'SpongeBob' is a cartoon I love. Especially when I'm in bed by myself at home and I have trouble sleeping, my reflex is to…

— Michy Batshuayi

I connect to SpongeBob in a way; like, that's the homie. He can chill on the corner with me.

— Theophilus London

I'm moody like Squidward, a bit dumb like Patrick & sometimes selfish like Mr. Krabs, but I'll always be here for you like Spongebob

— Xuan Ta

“What the hell is a SpongeBob?”

— Madeleine Urban & Abigail Roux

I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But I'll always be here for you, like Spongebob.

— Anonymous

Spongebob you know what to say

— Spongebob

Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. *Guy opens the door* Patrick: I love you. ~Noelle¥

— Anonymous

SpongeBob is a complete innocent - not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They're whipping themselves up into situations -…

— Stephen Hillenburg

You haven't truly grown up yet till you realize spongebobs the asshole neighbor, not squidward.

— Anonymous