Crueler Quote by Eve Langlais

“If you are breaking the law, it is better when someone other than the IRS finds out first.”

— Amit Chandel

“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant. Now I owe money to the IRS.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The dishonesty and fraud which is found everywhere is too much for her to handle.”

— Syahzanani Sajidah

“It was my damn assistant, Sheila! She noticed a discrepancy in one of the financial reports that came through my office”

— Leighann Dobbs

“Bring me the receipts. I’m using them as a write-off.” What do you know? Even Death pays taxes.”

— Angela Roquet

“Never mind that Hillary has not served in Congress, the branch of government that writes the tax laws.”

— Donna Brazile

“He was getting to the point that he didn't understand why tax attorneys didn't just kill themselves.”

— Orson Scott Card

“You could have let that thing flatten me, but you didn't. Why?” “I could ask you the same question.” She was too tired to…

— Jana Oliver

“I knew from her deportment she was trained. Therefore likely to be working with an organization, rather than on some sort of private mission.”

— Barry Eisler

“She was the fucking Attorney General of The United States.”

— Nako

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our transaction.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I nearly said something, but then thought better of it. It doesn’t pay to publicly point out the failings of the person providing your…

— Donald G. Firesmith