Quote by Eve Langlais

“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.”

— Steven Wright

“Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?”

— Barbara Elsborg

“Sorry, you're not my type!”

— Ima Phuneewon

“I borrowed a hammer and the garage and disposed of both phones. I was pretty sure that I could have just pulled the batteries,…

— Patricia Briggs

“What is it?” “Well, how it works is you take the box out of my hand and open it,” I say with a grin.”

— Lisa Desrochers

“then came the manual typewriter. then the electric typer. and now this. it’s as if I have been reborn.”

— Charles Bukowski

“Everything is better with a D in it.”

— Frost Hellfire

“Did you ever feel, he asked, as though you had something inside you that was only waiting for you to give it a chance…

— Aldous Huxley

“If a typewriter is antiquated, what does that make me?” she asked. There was an awkward pause. As Baez later told me, “As soon…

— Walter Isaacson

“Yes, I felt very small. The typewriter seemed larger than a piano, I was less than a molecule. What could I do? I drank…

— Albert Sánchez Piñol

“He showed me the rudiments of electronics, and I got very interested in that.” Even more interesting were the trips to scavenge for parts.”

— Walter Isaacson

“I should have known he and I weren't going to make it when for my seventeenth birthday he gave me a box of microwave…

— Tina Fey