Evidence Quote by Evan Esar

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

— Ritu Ghatourey

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

— Bob Hope

It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.

— Norman Ralph Augustine

“in order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it”

— Nick T. Spark

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

— Herbert V. Prochnow

Never loan money, you're not reading or willing to give away.

— Marshall Sylver

The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

— Mark Twain

Sign on bank: We can loan you enough money to get you completely out of debt.

— Anonymous

I don't believe in credit or loans.

— Bob Mortimer

I been taught never to loan somebody what you need right back.

— Drake

The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will…

— Joanne Fluke

Never loan money to friends or family that you are not able to write off entirely.

— Emily Yoffe