Animal Quote by Eugene Mirman

If you're at a party and you get into a conversation with someone who says, 'Oh, I'm a Christian' or, 'I'm a Muslim' or,…

— Simon Amstell

It's easy to make rude comments simply for the sake of being rude, but I'd much rather go a more psychological route.

— Kenny Omega

I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've…

— Joaquin Phoenix

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

— Rita Mae Brown

If people say something rude or off-color, you have to take it with a grain of salt, because they don't know you.

— Chris Daughtry

I'm just a bit awkward, but people think I'm rude.

— Tom Fletcher

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

— Kat Dennings

“I don't mean to be rude'- always a precursor to rudeness of the most offensive sort”

— Julian Fellowes

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

— Jim Goad

Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."

— Joy Behar

I have never really encountered anybody that was rude to me. Well, not to my face anyway.

— Pink

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.

— Dana Gould