Mythology Quote by Eoin Colfer

“He flung away his rubber-ball nose, revealed a man that would have awed Thor, the god of thunder.”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“The mad fucker just laughed that insane laugh and pulled his sword out of his ass. Zeus, now afflicted with acute pietism, gasped and…

— Kevin Hearne

“Thor pondered. He did not believe that even Loki would have dared to steal his hammer. So he did the next thing he did…

— Neil Gaiman

“Zeus was kind of a sneaky bastard and was always morphing into other creatures to get it on with the ladies...”

— Sibylla Matilde

“There were things Thor did when something went wrong. The first thing he did was ask himself if what had happened was Loki’s fault.”

— Neil Gaiman

“You overestimate my interest in you," Loki grinned broadly. "I prefer my Princesses in unsoiled pajamas." My clothes would've been relatively clean if it…

— Amanda Hocking

“Ob nodded. “That explains it. Half the servants we got burn the water and boil the toast. Stinking bumpkins,” he said as he lifted…

— Glenn G. Thater

“I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

— Loki of Asgard

“What did you say, Arthur?" "I said, how the hell did you get here?" "I was a row of dots flowing randomly through the…

— Douglas Adams

“Fathom curled his claws around the brown sphere and brought his snout close to it, feeling quite silly indeed.”

— Tui T. Sutherland

“ Only Loki was not a fighter. Only Loki stood at the sides and laughed, a laughter more deadly to the self-important gods than…

— M.D. Lachlan

“Zeus was kind of a sneaky bastard and was always morphinginto other creatures to get it on with the ladies..." ~ Devin”

— Sibylla Matilde