Quote by Eoin Colfer Download Open image ““Myishi will kick Phonetix’s butt next quarter.”” — Eoin Colfer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I catch you without your ahstrux nohtrum again, I'm turning you in." Qhuinn cursed. "Yeah, and then I'll get fired. Which means V'll Donald… — j.r. ward Copy Share Image
“Xav tugged Yves off me and handed me the call button. “You’ll be needing this, Phee, when my irritating little squirt of a brother… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“You're our best hope." "If you call me Obi-Wan I'm going to kick you." He grinned. "Hot. say Obi-Wan again." I laughed, shoving his… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“Now Miss LaRoux’s getting my ass kicked on the sparring mats as well. Is there any part of my life that girl can’t mess with?” — Amie Kaufman Copy Share Image
“I still want to smack him. Or remind him that the last transfer we had from Abnegation, who is sitting right next to him,… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“that’s when you get your butt kicked’, as Wilander puts it. He reflects on his finest moments, not” — Kevin Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Bite me, damn it, or I'll kick you in the balls so hard, you'll scream into the next century!” — Tina Folsom Copy Share Image
“You going to finish beating yourself up soon? Because I've got a lot of work to catch up on, seeing as I had to… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the kick in the pants we need must come from our own foot!” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
