Artemis Quote by Eoin Colfer

I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot…

— Eoin Colfer

“experience has taught me that it is best never knowingly to underestimate the lethality of a sufficiently determined butler.”

— Charles Stross

A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.

— Jasper Fforde

One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out

— Tim Vine

The best armor is to keep out of gunshot.

— Francis Bacon

Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used against you

— Anonymous

The best armor is to keep out of range.

— Abraham J. Twerski

Ah, my Knight in Shining Armor. What, you don't think I can fend for myself?

— James Dashner

Take the armor off, so the arrow of the Truth can penetrate you.

— Adyashanti

I don't need a knight is shining armor. a sweet boy with old blue jeans will do fine

— Zaynab

“I'm better off without the armor, because no matter how much I fortify it, no matter how well oiled the plates are, and no…

— Daniel Waters

A man in armour is his armour's slave.

— Robert Browning