Quote by Eniss Download Open image “If her legs open up faster than Google's homepage. She is not girlfriend material bro.” — Eniss ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If your legs open up faster than Googles homepage. You are not girlfriend material — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
She's the most beautiful girl in the world, and Google can't find her. — Jacob Hadley Copy Share Image
You can Google everyone now, you don't have to peek through a window or wait till she leaves her house. You can look at… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
Girls should be named GOOGLE,if you have a question they have more than million answers within a second. — Ashok Kushwaha Copy Share Image
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything! — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
“Romantic googling can be as dangerous as drunk text messaging. Of course hell hath no fury like a woman who Google-bombs her old flames… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“There is an English expression: 'high-maintenance girlfriend,'" Csongor remarked. "Now, of course, Zula is not my girlfriend. Probably never would be, even if all… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I can honestly say that I'm almost over you, I don't care what you're doing, You're not on my mind 24/7, I've going so… — Eniss Copy Share Image
You miss me? Then find a damn day and come and see me. Pick up your phone and call me. Use your fingers and… — Eniss Copy Share Image
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. But I've got 99 models and you can't have one :P . — Eniss Copy Share Image
DAUGHTER: mom I'm pregnant again, it must be something in the air MOM: yeah your fucking legs — Eniss Copy Share Image
Throughout my life, I've always been afraid of losing people I love, Sometimes I wonder, if there anyone out there afraid to lose me.. — Eniss Copy Share Image
When someone really loves you they don't have to say it, you know, just by the way they treat you. — Eniss Copy Share Image
I was in love a million times. First was when I met her, and the rest, was everytime I look at her. — Eniss Copy Share Image
Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out their is crazy about you so please don't ever forget to smile :) — Eniss Copy Share Image
A relationship without no trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want but I won't go anywhere. — Eniss Copy Share Image
