Quote by Logan Chance

“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”

— Charles Stross

“Eventually, I turn on the internet and go to my email”

— Mia Sheridan

“Internet was made for men to search for free porn and for women to stalk the ones they're in love with.”

— Christian Simamora

“After all, the internet didn't surf itself; someone had to look at strange porn, might as well be Max.”

— Richard Stephenson

I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in.

— Anonymous

“Simply put, Google reduced the amount of time and the cognitive effort required to find what the user was looking for.”

— Nir Eyal

“Google’s no substitute for knowing things.”

— Matthew FitzSimmons

“it’s just so much easier to do e-mail than to actually sit down and think.”

— Jocelyn K. Glei

“And then, on a sunny Friday morning, for three seconds, you can't search for anything. You can't check your email. You can't watch any…

— Robin Sloan

“Fuck this. When life gets hard, ask Google. Google knows everything”

— Emma Hart

“But her emails! —the internet, 2017”

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“Google needs to mind her damn business!”

— Gabourey Sidibe