Bitchy Quote by Hussein Nishah Download Open image “If your legs open up faster than Googles homepage. You are not girlfriend material” — Hussein Nishah ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bitchy Faster Googles Googles Googles Homepage Homepage Girlfriend Open Faster
If her legs open up faster than Google's homepage. She is not girlfriend material bro. — Eniss Copy Share Image
I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls should be named GOOGLE,if you have a question they have more than million answers within a second. — Ashok Kushwaha Copy Share Image
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything! — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
“Romantic googling can be as dangerous as drunk text messaging. Of course hell hath no fury like a woman who Google-bombs her old flames… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you have to go around trying to convince people that you aren't 2 faced, a back stabber, a whore, or a liar, chances… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nah, I don't have a bad temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My FACEBOOK PAGE is like a restaurant … If you dont like what I'm serving , you are welcome to go somewhere else — Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh Copy Share Image
Why hate? Whats the point of hatin on me? Seriously I could care less of what you bitches think of me. One thing you… — J-Young Copy Share Image