Hell hath no fury Quote by Maureen Dowd

Googling yourself is like staring at a flame and then putting your hand in it.

— Sue Perkins

“Saying Dating web sites don't work is like saying my keyboard types wrong as it is "written seek and yee shall find”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Texting is not a real connection. Text-based relationships can bring a false sense of intimacy —the same way following your favorite blogger doesn’t mean you…

— Ruthie Dean

I found a new love in Google. I'm a Googler now.

— Alan Mulally

“Internet was made for men to search for free porn and for women to stalk the ones they're in love with.”

— Christian Simamora

You can't be in love with a Google search.

— Taylor Swift

“Texting is like kryptonite to women’s standards. It erodes them, like gentle ocean waves slowly, over time, destroy a beautiful dune.”

— Jessi Klein

“I loves me my Google”

— Richard Castle

“Texting is a sex toy: pleasurable but a substitute for the real thing. Love has a face. Video chatting is good, but who’s comfortable…

— Chila Woychik

Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.

— Anonymous

I definitely don't Google myself, because I get paparazzi'd every day. You're bound to have something happen and someone mean writes something. There's no…

— Sophie Monk

Text is, in some ways, on the way out, unfortunately. There are dating sites now that are just pictures.

— Christian Rudder