Medicine Quote by Edward Tenner

“worn out desk chair squeaked in protest as he leaned back. “Have your folks ever taken you to see a physician for your”

— Matthew Keith

"There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the table and…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“Next day, after lunch, I went to see "our" doctor, a friendly fellow whose perfect bedside manner and complete reliance on a few patented…

— Vladimir Nabokov

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

— Eoin Colfer

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”

— Christy Gissendaner

“You tell them one real thing and then the doctor thinks he knows you. He starts getting arrogant and overfamiliar, making insulting suggestions left…

— Sarah Schulman

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman

“If Doc can’t let it go, you can always remind him that statistically a human is more likely to die from a hospital error…

— David L. Hough

“Scarcely has one person been retrieved from the bridge than another slashes her wrists in the bathroom, while a third is breaking windows in…

— Jeremy Laurance

“Like when the counselor delved into your habits of using a public toilet, such as do you flush with your foot and use your…

— Charles Frazier

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently…

— Stella Young