Appreciation Quote by E. V. Lucas

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

— Sam Trammell

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

— Peter Kay

I give a toast to all the people who made it though there struggles in life, I give a toast to the people who…

— James

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

— Sam Levenson

It would be nice to be a piece of toast. Everyone likes a piece of toast, don't they? No one is ever sad when…

— Jon Richardson

The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the…

— Roger Rosenblatt

The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.

— Clarence Budington Kelland

“Since the Middle Ages, pieces of toasted bread have been added to beer and wine to improve the beverages’ flavor. It is from that…

— Francine Segan

Of what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered?

— Haruki Murakami

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices…

— Thomas M. Disch

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

— Dave Barry

Unbuttered toast is a substance half complete, and to be forced to eat it in that state is necessarily to feel deprived.

— John Thorne