Brilliant Quote by Clarence Budington Kelland

The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention…

— Adlai E. Stevenson

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices…

— Thomas M. Disch

I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up.

— Julia Child

Toastmasters changed my life. They really did. Put me on the stage. I don’t know what I would have done without that positive boost.

— Chris Matthews

'Toast' is based on a bunch of actors but especially one guy. I worked with him on a film and realise that if I…

— Matt Berry

The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the…

— Roger Rosenblatt

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

— Peter Kay

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

— Sam Trammell

To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation.

— E. V. Lucas

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate…

— Margaret Atwood

People take toasting way too seriously - especially the clinking glasses part. There are always a few people who are seated too far away…

— Matt Besser

In the long run, everything is a toaster.

— Bruce Greenwald